Women's Humor

Yes, I do have friends, only 3 of them but they are my very good friends.

This one friend, Punky Brewster is her nickname since I am sure her husband would shit bricks if I put in her real name. Personally I don't think he likes me hanging out with her too much. Anyways, whenever I have a million things to do, Punky, always emails me the funniest pictures, comments and opinions. She is definitely a great friend to have around. Thanks, sweetie. But in particular this email rocks.

• One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his sweatshirt. Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me, "What setting do I use on the washing machine?" "It depends", I replied. "What does it say on your shirt?" He yelled back, "University of Oklahoma." And they say blondes are dumb...

• A couple is lying in bed. The man says, "I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world" The woman says, "I'll miss you..." (One of my favourites)

• "It's just too hot to wear clothes today." he says as he steps out of the shower. "Honey, what do you think the neighbours would think if I mowed the lawn like this?" "Probably that I married you for your money," she replies.

• He said - Shall we try swapping positions tonight? She said - That's a good idea ... you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart.

• He said - What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you. She said - Turn sideways and look in the mirror.

• What do you call an intelligent, good-looking, sensitive man? A Rumour

• A man and his wife, now in their 60's were celebrating their 40th wedding anniversary. On their special day, a good fairy came to them and said that because they had been a devoted couple she would grant each of them a very special wish. The wife wished for a trip around the world with her husband. Whoosh !! Immediately she has airline / cruise tickets in her hands. The man wished for a female companion 30 years younger ... Whoosh ... immediately he turned ninety !!! Gotta love that fairy !!!

And Punky's favourite Women's Humor